Anon
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Singapore, Singapore
Risky comeback
Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML
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CrissyyyS2 22
You must say it so often for it to become a reflex huh?
racheljessie 17
Yeah...I can't see how you didn't deserve that. YDI, indeed!
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shadawnnn 7
This came off of twitter....
skyeyez9 24
Boys who constantly use the "sammich or kitchen comments" wonder why they are single and never get laid.
TurquoiseJesus 15
I will often use those lines. I've been with my girlfriend for 3 years. I have friends who, frankly, could be considered manwhores who will often use those lines. Plot twist.
NagainaFier 16
The real question is the quality of your girlfriend's self confidence and those of your friends 'conquests'; if any guy ran his mouth like that to me (and was being serious), I'd dump his ass so fast... Better to be single than treated like shit.
EventCats 6
The truths is: For all the people who said what OP said, just remember, a women would most likely be in a kitchen than in your bedroom.
eyepuppy 31
Funny as hell, but you deserved ever ounce of your punishment!
chanellgymnast 17
I bet she bitch slapped the dumb outta you!
yzzami 17
Remember before you make kitchen jokes, remember all the female killers who used poison
Not_Impressed13 9
The kitchen is also where the knives are kept.
Kauphy 12
You absolutely deserved it..
limitedition 25
Don't be rude to the important people in your life - Mom & Dad are at the top of the list.
davincidasecond 24
I'm sure you went to clean your room in complete silence then, huh? YDI
LennyPenny 4
How could she hit you, what a douche!!
NagainaFier 16
You're absolutely correct! How DARE she try to teach her child not to talk back to his higher ups, and then follow through when he does it anyway! He has every right to run his mouth! ...you're not going to fare very well in the real world, are you?
BlackRogue 8
Off topic: that is such a gorgeous horse!! I have 4 :) 2 Arabians 2 crossbreeds. I accept my thumbs down.
NagainaFier 16
At risk of thumbs down, thank you very kindly :3 Rusher's a diva and he damn well knows he's pretty c:
implastikz 7
and her impulse is to be female version of the punisher
Dezteny 5
#70...are you serious with that comparison?! It's a parents job to discipline - as a parent it's on you to make sure your kids grows up to be a good person. Children need discipline, not adults. Your argument isn't even valid.