Today, on WhatsApp, I jokingly said, "I have been a naughty furry, I need spanking" in a group chat with all my friends. They had a good time laughing their asses off, not only because of the text, but because I put it in a group that included my boss and all of my colleagues. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidently sent that my butthole was on fire to a group chat with my boss. FML
Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML
Today, I sent a WhatsApp message to my boss that was meant for my ex-boyfriend. The message was a picture of my middle finger. Note to self: always check which conversation window you're typing/sending pictures in. FML
Today, I joined a group chat with new coworkers. Trying to be funny, I wrote, “What is this bunch of weirdos up to?” My big boss, who I hadn't noticed was in the chat members, responded, “This is your direct supervisor speaking.” I left the chat. FML
Today, I sent a Whatsapp message to my boss that was meant for my coworker. It said, “I’m so over this job, I can’t wait to quit!” I tried deleting it immediately, but the notification pinged right as he was sitting next to me in a meeting. He smirked and said, “Good to know you’re so passionate about this job.” FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML
Today, I meant to send a cheeky “I’m out of the office” reply to my team but instead hit “reply all” on an email chain with my entire company, including my boss, HR, and some clients. The message included a joke about “sleeping through meetings” that was NOT work-appropriate. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I thought it would be interesting to flirt with a colleague from work via WhatsApp, I just forgot that my WhatsApp Web was open when I plugged the HDMI to the screen. The colleague is the director of the company, and 300 coworkers read the entire conversation. FML
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Top comments
redryan725 1
Before fully reading the first sentence I said YDI.
erindgentry 28
I'm sorry OP but you deserved it. You should have checked before sending that.
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Comments (32)
annyruok 0
....why would you do that
PumaGator 18
I mean I doubt he purposely told his boss to spank him, unless he's into that kind of stuff...
Catdragon 40
That's knot good at all. I hope you won't have a ruff time explaining it to your boss.
big_lil_wane 14
Knot jokes are the best XD
tedfragle 12
Why
Fighter_Builder 11
As much as I love furry jokes, I'm still voting YDI. If you're sending something like that, at least check and make sure you're not sending it to someone you don't want to see it.
big_lil_wane 14
I've never seen another furry on FML, lol
Cali 57
OP was joking.
cootiequeen4444 11
I don't really see anybody on FML unless they make their profile pic a selfie.. and those pics are so tiny .. my eyes just go "nope" so I tend to ignore them anyways lol.
aniraks90 6
Those chats can be really confusing sometimes when you have the same group of friends in more thn one.
Iceshadow13 2
This is why i like telegram better. xP
TheRareDoge 12
Oh my god that is bad...FYL OP.
ColdCreasent 17
Just laugh with it. Obviously you have a fun sense of humour. Let them enjoy the laugh. But henceforth you will be known as the random furry one.
crack229 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for being a furry and a verry stupid one indeed :D