Today, my boyfriend of 3 months moved into my apartment. I had never been to his place because his roommate was a drug addict, so it came as quite a surprise when he brought three taxidermied cats with him, insisting that I let him mount them in the living room. FML
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Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend to my house for the first time. He freaked out when he saw my cat, and had to leave because he's allergic. I've posted many pictures of my cat in Instagram, but he didn't say anything about his allergy because he thought it was just a random cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
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laurenasabutton 26
3 months seems awfully quick to move in together. Maybe if you'd been together longer you'd know about this... quirk of his.
Welshite 39
Make sure you bring up the hunting tales when you have visitors over. "Yeah, this one, the tabby, he was a mankiller. We lost two good men catching him."
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Comments (53)
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Sorry op. ydi on this one. Take it from someone older that has learned from mistakes....3 months is way too soon to let someone move in with you.
kelsicanreed 13
at least he's not a drug addict?
WonkeyDonkey 10
Ewwww, good luck with that OP. I know I couldn't handle it and I was raised as a kid with cow, bull and pig body parts mounted on our walls and floors.
khaya 9
Once I read "roommate drug addict" the rest was not a surprise.
Whatapuffchild 23
oh yes! New pets! Say hello to Snoogums, Fluffy, and Poffy Woffy
spottyblanket 8
Only three months? Op seriously?
faygo_chick 5
Are the cats at least professionally done? That's not such a big deal, lighten up. Just choose a not so prominent place to put them. No problem with moving in together after a short period of time but its really freaking weird that you never once seen his place or that you didn't help him move his stuff.
Kazenoe 24
1. Nobody called her a *****. 2. This has nothing to do with moral values/christianity. 3. You made a risky move and are extremely lucky it worked out. 4. I will be using the phrase "Holy Zombie hoax" to make my atheist friends giggle. Thanks!
laurapiggy 3
No..just NO.
bailer12 13
Lil