Today, my boyfriend of 3 months moved into my apartment. I had never been to his place because his roommate was a drug addict, so it came as quite a surprise when he brought three taxidermied cats with him, insisting that I let him mount them in the living room. FML
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Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend to my house for the first time. He freaked out when he saw my cat, and had to leave because he's allergic. I've posted many pictures of my cat in Instagram, but he didn't say anything about his allergy because he thought it was just a random cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
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laurenasabutton 26
3 months seems awfully quick to move in together. Maybe if you'd been together longer you'd know about this... quirk of his.
Welshite 39
Make sure you bring up the hunting tales when you have visitors over. "Yeah, this one, the tabby, he was a mankiller. We lost two good men catching him."
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Comments (53)
pandalover69 26
Why did you move in together after only 3 months? Honestly ydi, moving in together is something you do after you've known someone for more than a year.
EpicSquishii 21
Why... Would you live with someone after 3 months?! I hope you didn't have him sign a lease, those can be very hard to maneuver out of, and from the looks of things, this is going to be a short lived relationship. I'm going to have to say YDI for not having a clue who you're with after three months and for allowing them to live with you (HUGE step in a relationship.) But FYL for having a creepy boyfriend :(
AngrySailor 17
Seeing as its your place you could just insist NO...
FlyingPie 17
You've got to be kitten me. What did you move in together after only 3 months fur?
RoboCunnilingus 23
Most guys like stuffing pussy though. No surprise here.
AngrySailor 17
Did his ex girlfriend move in too? Read: Did he bring a rather large freezer from his old apartment?
redsoxgrl824 11
My boyfriend and I didn't get a place together until a year and three months... You really should get to know someone more than three months before you let them move in with you. I feel like I'm always learning new things about my boyfriend and we've been together two years already
WhiteCrimson 23
Wha hahahahahahaha. Now thats a series of unfortunate events. Lol
noelasis94 18
That's brilliant this guy could be on USA characters welcome.
perdix 29
He can mount them in the living room, just as long as he only mounts you in the bedroom ;)
_DudeGuy_ 16
Bow chicka bow bow. But what if the op decides she wants an open marriage after he proposes.
Welshite 39
I don't know about you, perdix, but I'd rather not hang my girlfriend on the wall. That's just creepy. On the other hand, she would make for a nice decoration. I might even spruce her up with flowers or paint abstract art on her. The possibilities are endless!