katwingz
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Fairfield, United States
Red flag
Today, after being together for only two weeks, my boyfriend got me a year's gym membership for my birthday, in a card that said, "So u can b hott! Luv u!" FML
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Izabushel 65
So I take it you will be getting him spelling lessons?
Tolarie 13
Get hot, and then dump him?
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felidsentry 17
I'd be offended for like five seconds- and then realize I just got a free year at the gym!
hecker98 7
that shit ain't cheap
mosquito19 14
get him a penis pump that says " you can be adequate ".
Fooey_214 12
Take the hint
KforKiss 6
So dump his ass and use it to make him jealous for being an asshole. Also being physically fit is a health concern so use it even if you don't want to make him jealous :D
flame5768 14
are you so f****** dence that you think the boy would actually let her keep the membership?
Novennial 4
Kill it with fire.
slap_u_much 6
Hey if don't want it, I'll take it ;) seriously... I need it because I want to loose 20 pounds
honestjane 22
Loose 20 pounds? Where are you going to release it? I've heard they don't do well in the wild once they've been domesticated.
Chris455 8
There's nothing wrong with being healthy. :D He could've done it in a kinder way and asked you to work out with him. But he was being a jerk. He asked you out for something that he liked about you though. So your weight doesn't matter entirely.
Chris455 8
Entirely to him.*
thegirl19 2
Sooo, FYL for the fact he said 'I love you' after only two weeks by birthdaycard, or FYL for the fact he thinks you're fat?
WickedWolf 11
...and now you're single? ^^