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katwingz This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Fairfield, United States

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Today, after being together for only two weeks, my boyfriend got me a year's gym membership for my birthday, in a card that said, "So u can b hott! Luv u!" FML

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So I take it you will be getting him spelling lessons?

Get hot, and then dump him?

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Do you even lift?

that was insensitive of him, but really, it's a great gift. use it! not to just look better, but to feel better, too. take advantage of the opportunity

Keep the gym membership and dump the boyfriend so you can be hot and single.

Hate guys like that.

Take advantage of it!

Better get out before it starts to hurt. Physically and emotionally.

And why are you upset? Free gym membership and he's paid for it?!!! I'd kiss him and hug him!

InfiniteSecret 20

He got it so they could change to look what they want them to look like.

Return it to him in a blank card, in the card write "So you can be single"

That's awesome! I'm jealous! I wish I could go to the gym for free!!

If OP isn't hot, I don't see what's wronh with a free gym membership...lose those extra calories