katwingz
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Fairfield, United States
Red flag
Today, after being together for only two weeks, my boyfriend got me a year's gym membership for my birthday, in a card that said, "So u can b hott! Luv u!" FML
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Izabushel 65
So I take it you will be getting him spelling lessons?
Tolarie 13
Get hot, and then dump him?
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ballsacks33 17
Give him a dick enlarger with a note saying " So now I can can actually see your micropenis".
zomgbies 17
if he actually wrote the note like that, staple the card to his ass and ask him "do you need a band-aid? because you just got CUT! GTFO!"
monknicker 14
Take the membership and run
ArgentumAurum 24
Why abbreviate all of those words and add an extra t to hot?...
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Give him a dictionary for his with the note: "So you can spell properly! Love you!"
Brightside86 30
I like that he's planning for your future. So did it work?