Red flag

By katwingz - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Fairfield

Today, after being together for only two weeks, my boyfriend got me a year's gym membership for my birthday, in a card that said, "So u can b hott! Luv u!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 301
You deserved it 6 350

Top comments

So I take it you will be getting him spelling lessons?

Comments

What was exactly that made you decide it was a good idea to go out with this douchebag?

Ok, maybe 'douchebag' was a slightly harsh term for this guy, 'total idiot' would be a better description.

Wow, I'd tell him that you're going to go get hot... And sweaty with a different guy, and leave him. He doesn't deserve you if he treats you like that.

zilla52 12

2weeks and he wants to change who you he is a ass

hondaguy000 6

What a dbag find someone new. Than get hot and run it in his face

At least it didn't take longer for his true colours to show...now you know.

beanthemouse 13

Im so sick of some guys wanting hottie hot girls and only love them for their looks and to please their dick on. Then when they get fat, ugly, etc they dump them. (not all guys are like that, I know). This douchebag does not deserve you. Get a guy that loves your inner beauty. If I were you, I would return it with a note saying "you need it more, douchebag. Love, your non-hot ex. PS, Please learn to spell like a real man."

Valiumknights44 12

Maybe it's your friendship that is unmotivating or lazy?

Satoaoi 13

Love after only two weeks? You may be with a guy with more issues than you suspect.

perdix 29

#26, they have been "together" for two weeks, but they may have known each other before that. I once knew a girl for about six months before we started dating, so saying "I love you" happened pretty soon after that.

Ok, not sure why everyone seems to think this is such a bad thing...Poor choice in words? Maybe. But a free gym membership for a year! I would be stoked! If he bought himself one too, or already had a membership, then maybe he wanted something fun that the both of you could do together as a couple. Besides the obvious physical benefits of exercise, like being able to fit clothes easier, and weight loss (if that's what your going for), or toning; you will gain self confidence, energy, a healthier mind. Oh, and another benefit of being physically fit, or being on the way to being fit is sex will improve and can get real crazy. Ok...I said what I needed to, and maybe you need to stop being so ungrateful OP, and be happy that a guy would actually like you enough after only 2 weeks of dating to fork over the money to buy you a year membership at a gym..just to let you know, they can get quite pricey. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and go give your man a bj or something...hahaha.... NOT A FYL

InfiniteSecret 20

Wow you sounds like a jack ass. I would say you would be great friends with the OP'S boyfriend.