Weird, Creepy and Miscellaneous: Quite the hobby - FML

Quite the hobby

By chellegbelle - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Graham

Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML

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By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

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Death at one's elbow

By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that for the past 6 months I have been sleeping next to a dead body. The cremated body of my landlord's father. It was hidden inside a wardrobe that I was not supposed to use. FML

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New or used?

By Dez Johnson - 07/03/2021 11:01

Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML

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Bad dog!

By A…… - 23/05/2015 03:25 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 00:43 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML

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By EwwGross - 31/08/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2012 10:38 - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

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The poop delivery lady

By Why Me - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

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Tyl0 5

Thursday 15 May 2014 12:48

Move?

greeneyebeauty9 28

Thursday 15 May 2014 12:51

I'm curious as to how you found that out..

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worldclassrager 39

Thursday 15 May 2014 23:09

That's not creepy at all... Better than caskets/coffins right?

mybubbles2000 13

Thursday 15 May 2014 23:42

I would keep my eyes on them.

PeachiePrincess 16

Thursday 15 May 2014 23:59

MOVE. NOW.

blackfox0912 3

Friday 16 May 2014 0:36

disturbia

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 16 May 2014 0:49

Does he work for a "legitimate" business?

The_Notebrooke 6

Friday 16 May 2014 0:59

Lets hope you don't end up in one...

TcheQ 12

Friday 16 May 2014 2:30

Used ones?

HockeyGirlLover 7

Friday 16 May 2014 3:15

Run and run fast!

_G0D_ 9

Friday 16 May 2014 3:36

Me too!

EuphoricSadness 18

Friday 16 May 2014 4:00

Honestly I don't see what the big deal is. Sure they're body bags, but are they just collecting for fun, do they have some very horrible issues, or is it only when they know you're around?

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