Weird, Creepy and Miscellaneous: Quite the hobby

Quite the hobby

By chellegbelle - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Graham

Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML

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You deserved it 3 986

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Same thing different taste

By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 479

You deserved it 2 170

Death at one's elbow

By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that for the past 6 months I have been sleeping next to a dead body. The cremated body of my landlord's father. It was hidden inside a wardrobe that I was not supposed to use. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 621

You deserved it 281

New or used?

By Dez Johnson - 07/03/2021 11:01

Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML

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You deserved it 90

Bad dog!

By A…… - 23/05/2015 03:25 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 465

You deserved it 2 574

By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 00:43 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML

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You deserved it 2 187

By EwwGross - 31/08/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

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You deserved it 1 959

By Anonymous - 06/02/2012 10:38 - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

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You deserved it 2 654

The poop delivery lady

By Why Me - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 490

You deserved it 2 862

By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 358

You deserved it 2 184

By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 421

Tyl0 5

Thursday 15 May 2014 12:48

Move?

greeneyebeauty9 28

Thursday 15 May 2014 12:51

I'm curious as to how you found that out..

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Boeneman 3

Thursday 15 May 2014 17:37

you could order them oline or go to the dead shop and buy them no big thingl.

ksks1234 33

Thursday 15 May 2014 19:55

What is a dead shop?

YawMoney 14

Thursday 15 May 2014 17:37

Dexter Lector

conman531 23

Thursday 15 May 2014 17:39

Get as far away from that neighbor as you possibly can.

chosha_fml 26

Thursday 15 May 2014 17:44

New or used?

rockhead1270 5

Thursday 15 May 2014 17:59

What a stupid post

liesseling 13

Thursday 15 May 2014 19:23

used ones?

Curlytwirly22 17

Thursday 15 May 2014 19:24

Move today !!!!!!!!

Naule 11

Thursday 15 May 2014 20:24

Just hoping for OP they are empty and will remain that way

ibanghellokitty 8

Thursday 15 May 2014 21:32

Wait till you find the body op ;)

CondemnedAngel 3

Thursday 15 May 2014 22:45

Well. I think it's time to look for a new place to live. >.>

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Today, I have to go work for ten hours in a warehouse after getting no sleep at all. I get horrendously sick if I don’t sleep. FML

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Today, I made some brownies to take over to my dad's place for his party. He started yelling at me when I told him I'd added a special ingredient for taste, demanding to know what I had slipped them. Cinnamon. It was cinnamon. FML

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Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML

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Today, I fell and impaled my leg on a steel rod at work. The first guy to respond to my agonised cry for help must’ve been a total moron because he thought it was a prank and yanked on the rod to see how it worked. Then he asked if I did it on purpose to get a day off. FML

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Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store. Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffed me and started whimpering about how I don't smell like I used to. He does this kind of crazy shit all the time. FML

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Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML

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Quite the hobby

Same thing different taste

Death at one's elbow

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Bad dog!

The poop delivery lady

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