Facebook, Social Media and Geek: Quit while you're ahead

Quit while you're ahead

By noname - 20/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 347

You deserved it 8 272

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By GshDrnt - 21/04/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 168

You deserved it 6 603

By yeah_im_mad_bro - 24/09/2011 00:32 - Canada

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 202

You deserved it 5 465

Friends?

By notliked - 01/10/2009 10:33 - United States

Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 840

You deserved it 12 357

By ilovemybrother - 28/10/2009 00:29 - United States

Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 042

You deserved it 4 746

By reallythough - 13/04/2013 18:07 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 712

You deserved it 48 147

By KaityK - 19/04/2016 19:15 - United States

Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 267

You deserved it 5 037

Clout chasing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 586

You deserved it 47 188

Accidental homophobia

By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 03:47 - United States

Today, my brother came out on Facebook, with a message including the words "I got nothing against gays. Except my dick!" I replied "Eww!" My second comment, "Eww because of the analogy, lol." disappeared among a load of replies tearing me apart for being a homophobe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 001

You deserved it 3 288

Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 946

You deserved it 8 613

By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 985

You deserved it 19 998

toddrob 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:30

change your password. and log out when you leave.

hahafylop 4

Tuesday 6 July 2010 7:29

brodizzle your an ass maybe he/she just turned 13 ever think of that?

Comments

cantth1nk0fnam3 3

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:09

good job dumbass. you're far too trusting. no person with common sense would leave themself logged in if they don't want people messing with their profile

Vinny66 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:43

mmm yeah not a big deal

hanudi14 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:23

aww its ok. ur friends probably thought it was a joke :)

tralalalala123 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:49

hahaaa that suckss but its not too badd.. especially if u dont have too many friends yett just delete the status and laugh it off

ktiskrazy 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:01

highly doubt this is real.

nodbor 11

Sunday 22 March 2009 9:21

so you've bonded with 26 people, good for you.

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:34

Errrr, #18, I would assume that the OP's Facebook friends ARE friends in real life... who adds people they don't know to Facebook?

liljon3 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:00

ur little borther is cool!

Sagacious 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:36

I made a fake facebook page for this person everyone hates at school, invited all his friends and than i posted gay photos on it and put in a gay message, everyone thinks he's gay now, so funny