Today, my girlfriend found a teacher who taught her 10 years ago. He's a complete player, but she fell instantly and madly in love with him and kicked me to the curb. We dated for 3 years and lived together for two. I was fixing to propose in 2 weeks. FML
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Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years is leaving me for someone he met once at graduation 2 days ago. Apparently it was a magical "love at first sight" experience. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, I just had to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, who I've been friends with for the past 12 years. She chased me in high school and we dated before for almost 2 years, but now I finally see what I should have: She's still in love her ex, who abandoned her 5 years ago. I've been living in another man's shadow. FML
Today, the man I've been with for ten years left me for a coworker he's known for three months. FML
Today, I met up with my 'on again, off again' girlfriend of 4 years that I'm still madly in love with. We've been broken up for a few months and she's been dating someone else. We talked about possibly trying things again. When I got home, I found out she's engaged. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML
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Top comments
DraftHail614 17
What the hell is with people who do this kind of thing? OP, like other people will say, you deserve better and good riddance to the bitch who left you. Loyalty seems to be a thing of the past now.
chris_lillo 15
Sorry OP some people have no heart. Hopefully you hadn't bought a ring yet
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Comments (24)
lucasj23 11
I'm curious. how do you know hes a player??
Victoria Danielle Docherty Hogg 8
least she has shown her true colours now before you got engaged payong for half a wedding just for her to kick you to the curb would be worse still sucks though
JL_atl 4
Count your blessings you found out now. She is not worthy of you
charliewhippet 9
This is awful but it sounds like it's a good thing it happened now and not further into the future, You dodged a bullet just in time. Good luck with your new life minus the bitch OP!
John Nemeth 14
Isn’t is supposed to be “How to loose a guy in ten days”? Not “how to loose a guy in ten years”
DanielleinDC 33
No, it's supposed to be "lose," not "loose."
tounces7 27
Sounds like she has daddy issues and has a lot of growing up to do.
JudgeComrade 17
This should go into a women's studies textbook.
1gullible_bugger 34
you are clearly better off without her