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Today, I caught my teenage daughter smoking, and tried calmly explaining to her that it's quite bad for her health. She replied with, "It doesn't harm you if you're under 20." FML

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*insert are you ******* kidding me meme*

randomthing 22

Oh god. What a moron.

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nerdywhiteguy 4

You have been raising a retart

Heh. I'll be over here, enjoying the irony.

The apple doesn't fall from the tree.

What if that tree is on a big hill and the apple rolls far away?

Marijuana and the escape from life's stresses

Teenagers tend to think they're indestructible. I'm one of the very few who don't, luckily.

doondagr8_1 9

Vote op's daughter for president

that moment when you realize you failed as a parent...

I really hope you show her all these comments...

Reminds me of that guy who said girls can't get pregnant if they're raped. Their bodies know to reject the sperm.

It could be worse. She could think similar rules apply to pregnancy.