RyanJarmanForPresident
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Quack science
Today, I caught my teenage daughter smoking, and tried calmly explaining to her that it's quite bad for her health. She replied with, "It doesn't harm you if you're under 20." FML
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Crlnprz 11
*insert are you ******* kidding me meme*
randomthing 22
Oh god. What a moron.
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DeepwaterJohn 3
Seems to me, like its already harmed her intelligence…
spicedream 8
your daughter is absolutely stupid. no offense.
Sir_Swaggington 6
Well if she stopped at 20 and never smoked cigarettes again, which is unlikely because of their addictive nature, the damage to her lungs will most likely correct itself over time... Maybe that's what she meant. There isn't really a way to get your kid to stop smoking but you can make it more difficult for her by not giving her money
Cainicide 5
Brb, going to get a pack due to this new information.
lsdecaria1 5
He'll get a carton
supportcommand 17
Hell, get a carton.
carminecris89 13
What makes me stay away is the fact that it gives you wrinkles around your mouth. If you explain to her that then she might stop.
evilplatypus 39
Really? Of all the negative effects of smoking THAT'S the one that convinced you not to smoke? I hate humanity.
carminecris89 13
84 Wow, someone judging me for the reason I don't smoke. I hate humanity too.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Better quit smoking for a slightly odd reason that not having any reason at all, right? THAT makes you hate humanity? Poor you...
Sir_Swaggington 6
Yeah, smokers look at least 10 years older than they actually are. It's crazy
gc327072 31
16- they can play Call of Cancer: Respiratory Warfare while they're waiting.
sugarshane007 20
Seems like someone forgot to exhale.
eggmarie 25
48: say no because it's really bad for your body...?
LemonLolly 10
Your daughter is stupid -.-
MexicanGinger 5
Are you ******* kidding me...?