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Today, I caught my teenage daughter smoking, and tried calmly explaining to her that it's quite bad for her health. She replied with, "It doesn't harm you if you're under 20." FML

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*insert are you ******* kidding me meme*

randomthing 22

Oh god. What a moron.

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Ahh, the logic of fucktards

Some earlier education would have been a good idea then, my parents talked to me about smoking when I was 9. I've been known to fall for stupid things now and again, but if someone offered me a smoke and said I'd be fine because I was under 20 I'd tell them they're an imbecile!

And then you smacked her for being an idiot, right?

ilovecandie 0

Sounds like she's been drinking too.

Congrats, you raised a dumbass.

Her stupidity will harm her more than her smoking....

Wonder where she got that from.....

I hope she's 19.

73 - Your form of relaxing was ingesting a stimulant (nicotine) which increases heart rate, blood pressure and stress levels? No, what you felt as "relaxing" was actually just relieving the symptoms of nicotine withdrawal.