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Punk'd

By lululee53 - 31/12/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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You deserved it 7 237

By WasteOfTime - 01/11/2009 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML

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You deserved it 3 451

Bought or stolen

By dump truck hater - 03/06/2015 16:18 - United States - Austin

Today, when leaving my apartment, I instantly noticed there was a giant dump truck in our lot, which turned out to be directly behind my car. After making a 20-point escape from my parking space and getting to work late, my roommate texts me, "DUDE guess what I got last night." A giant dump truck. FML

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You deserved it 2 228

By Why Me - 15/08/2018 04:00

Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in the truck, so I could eat on the way home... or so I thought. It turned out to be anal lube. I covered my hands in it. FML

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You deserved it 669

By Anonymous - 18/06/2015 12:36 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my ex-boyfriend dumped sand into the crankcase of my truck and then filled it to the top with water after I dumped him for being immature and not respecting my things. FML

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You deserved it 3 510

By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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You deserved it 27 404

Road rage

By Broke - 28/05/2012 09:38 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 417

Dude, WTF?

By truckstopworker - 27/04/2017 02:00

Today, while working at my truck stop, I helped a trucker check his tires. He seemed like a pretty nice guy, and we chatted for a bit. After he took off and I walked back inside, I went to clean the shower he was in before. Turns out he took a shit on the floor. His wife had been in there with him. FML

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You deserved it 360

By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 04:01

Today, in my tidy, small-town neighborhood, I parked my car 50 metres further back from my usual spot just across from our house on a half-empty public street, because it was taken. Apparently, someone didn't appreciate this. So much so, they put a used condom under my windshield wiper. FML

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You deserved it 137

By jackpot - 09/05/2011 01:53 - Venezuela

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML

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You deserved it 3 023

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omgshaylaaa 0

Friday 31 December 2010 9:12

ydi op!! that's pretty imature!

FYLDeep 25

Friday 31 December 2010 9:23

That was a total dick move on your part.

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TheZarola 10

Saturday 1 January 2011 2:27

YDI, bitch.

maxac_fml 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 3:13

pheyll....... YDI

renaet 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 3:47

@47 Speaking from prior knowledge possibly?

JMbh 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 4:31

These comment fights are funnier than the actual story. Lmao

Ellen_Farrah 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 4:54

50- agreed

FarSide 22

Saturday 1 January 2011 5:28

So OP... Can you find anything else stupid to do?

lexi365 20

Saturday 1 January 2011 6:39

So an arguement about "you ydi" turns into drama....

BubbaDoose 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 9:49

man you're real stupid, you know that?

spanelli 16

Saturday 1 January 2011 13:03

69- No, common knowledge.

ulicksam 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 19:48

No wonder he's your ex. You're a childish, immature asshole. YDI.

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