Prostate implies an Antistate

By artsmart1 - 06/03/2010 00:40 - United States

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Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
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Same thing different taste

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And just pretend this is Angelina Jolie's...?

...finger instead of the doc's, I guess. I've heard that men have very sensitive nerve centers (like a ********) in that area. Gay or straight, it's supposed to feel quite good to have it stimulated right - which I hope the doc wasn't trying to do. I wouldn't be pleased if, while getting a breast exam or gyno check-up, the doc told me to imagine he's Gerard Butler or someone. Highly inappropriate of him and most awkward if you actually did!

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LtHoward 0

Well, at least the doctor tried to lighten your mood about the whole thing. lol

lickmyjock 0

why would jolie be bending you over? lol. and hahahaha at snickerdoodles saying deal with it. come back when u have something shoved up your ass, and hopefully with pictures.

I gotta say prostate exams are important...but I agree with number 7. Snickers...just be quiet seriously. You think you understand more than most from I have seen of your past comments and I am quite sure you don't. Especially with the current topic. Obviously he is bothered by the doctor's examination and the "Angelina Jolie" thing didn't help. Would it be unpleasant to have some female doctor reach into your ass, think about it.

Vayant 0

#16 Leave her alone? Stop sticking up for her you fag. Let her fight for herself, and not her butt buddy.

dudeitsdanny 9

It's an uncomfortable and awkward exam that I've gladly never have gone through, and you never will. Ever. Unless you're hiding something, lol. But I hope one day a boyfriend or spouse says that to you =) "It's only a couple minutes and it will feel so good."

Snick, last time I checked, a minute was a long time to have someones finger shoved up their ass. Your a complete idiot thinking you know everything. Stick to being a grammar nazi, and quit acting like Google. Jesus Christ...

@snickerdoodles: - I think the OP is justified in writing this because even though its for a medical examination, it doesn't necessarily mean he has to 'like' it especially if another male is sticking fingers up his ASS ... and one more thing, please loosen up on the stereotype 'control-freak-I-Know-Everything' Attitude :-D

If it makes you guys hating on snickerdoodle feel any better, she'll be getting the female version soon enough if she hasn't already. Which, I'm thinking she likely hasn't -or she has and needs to feel smug about it because it didn't hurt her. Of course, the Gyno only uses 1 finger, and its a very quick in and out process. When I was 16 I thought I knew it all too. Years later, I saw I didn't know shit. But of course I wasn't making an ass out of myself on the internet at 16 either. I waited until I had a little life experience before doing so. As for the OP, Poor guy. From what I understand, the prostate exam can be quite painful. Its not simply slipping a couple of digits up their ass, they have to probe for abnormal growths and stuff. Sometimes they press quite hard, and it puts the dude in some pain.

#22. The point isn't that he has to get a prostate exam.. the fact is that the doctor made it awkward. When I have to get a 'turn your head and cough' I would appreciate it if the doctor didn't say "close your eyes and imagine I'm Jessica Alba." Turns a common medical procedure into something awkward...

dudeitsdanny 9

It's awkward. Most straight men don't like having a male's finger in their ass, poking at their prostate. Especially when stimulation of the prostate gives you boners whether you want one or not. And telling him to picture Angelina Jolie is almost like encouraging him to just blow a load, lol.