Nutellalover
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Hennef, Germany
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Today, I realized that I spend the same amount of money on my phone bill as I do on Nutella. FML
Top comments
heythere131630 9
You sir, have lived a good life.
AH1Zviper 15
And then you find out you spend as much money on your cable bill as you do on bacon. Then you're all set.
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Comments (180)
MLSFR 5
But why is that a but thing? It's nutella...
silbot 11
Because then he'll have to spend double that on all the insulin he'll be needing when he gets diabetes
golferman72 16
Your grammar just gave me cancer
therealslim 15
I see no grammatical errors, except for the need of a comma or two..
mfischer 17
The majority of recent FMLs haven't really been very FML-worthy. People need to suck more.
ScaughtieHolden 11
You just contradicted yourself.
Tezoma 28
40- So, you didn't notice the "but" instead of bad, lack of space between the question mark and "it's" or the missing capitalized n in "Nutella"? How bad is your eyesight?
horseridermc 2
I don't know if that means nutella is expensive or if your phone bill is cheap.
therealslim 15
83- a) That isn't a grammatical error. It's a typo. b) Your second point is wrong, "it's nutella" is written underneath the first part of the comment. c) goodbye.
figitt 8
#11 What if OP already has diabetes? If he's type 1 he's got nothing to lose by eating Nutella. As long as you have a relatively healthy diet otherwise and you're getting some activity I don't see the problem here...
onlychildFTW 34
That's one cheap phone bill! Nutella isn't to bad either!!!
farkie3 8
He either has no life, or eats an awful lot of nutella. Either way, I feel bad for OP.
k_ninjaa 9
you obviously don't understand... op buys too much nutella, not too little on his phone.
xcarxcrashx 9
It's either a cheap phone bill or a large Nutella budget. Mmm, Nutella.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Nutella is mainly vegetable oil... that put me right off when I found out. Just eat real chocolate.
metaphoristic 8
What makes me confused is how the OP managed to figure out a correlation between his nutella spendings and phone bill. I don't know, I mean I don't have nutella prices memorized and even if I did, it wouldn't be the first thing I'd start comparing my phone bill cost to.
outoftown 27
#107 - *perusing ingredient label* Sugar, palm oil, THEN the hazelnuts, cocoa.... Uh-oh.
pinkalicious224 7
Well… according to your username and FML… I take it that you love nutella. I understand (enjoying nutella myself) that it is very hard to resist. Hopefully your phone bill isn't too expensive OP.
tacojauns 45
Did nobody think my he doesn't have a phone, argo no phone bill, argo no Nutella
xKites 4
I don't see the problem here.
fatalsmiles 6
It must look nice on your rolls...
gc327072 31
Ooohhh... Nutella on a nice warm roll.... Brb guys, going to the grocery store.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Nutella on waffles
iTsbSkuLLy 8
Well your phone bill must be really cheap or your're buying way too much nutella
snapplecap281 19
There is no such thing as "too much Nutella"...
snapplecap281 19
There is no such thing as "too much Nutella"...
Nabee143 3
There's also no such thing as "your're"....
Sandsh8rk 36
And good job trying to steal 5's thunder...
BeforeItWasCool 12
Captain Obvious strikes again!
bobbybill0519 7
111 they posted the comment at the exact same time. Nobody's thunder was stolen
mercedesfist 4
Welcome to the club.
Wheredidgrungego 12
I see nothing wrong with this. I use Nutella as dip for chips, as an ice cream topping, as a spread for all types of bread, as a hat, as lubricant, and for sealing cracks in walls. It accomplishes nearly every task, including wiping.
Missusluv313 9
Lubricant. Lmao.
cosmosis 12
Nothing wrong using it as a lubricant. What makes it even better is the dog likes cleaning it up too!! ...Says a friend of a friend of mine
mercedesfist 4
Word dude word!!!!
daner10 5
Sooo?
heythere131630 9
You sir, have lived a good life.
_krystallynn_ 11
amen to that haha
Gulianna 2
It's gonna be a short one too
CDABXXX 5
103-Hey, it's about the life in your years, not the years in your life. (:
bimonthly 4
I did the same thing when I was living in china. That stuff is a rare commodity and such a comforting food :)
zandalee 20
Basically it's up there with bacon!
AH1Zviper 15
And then you find out you spend as much money on your cable bill as you do on bacon. Then you're all set.
laden_swallow09 35
*le gasp* Nutella and BACON!? Why didn't I think of that before??
AH1Zviper 15
*le gasp* Why didn't you think of that before?!
AH1Zviper 15
Come on people, I was just having a little fun in the comments section. No need to thumb me down.