Nutellalover
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Hennef, Germany
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Today, I realized that I spend the same amount of money on my phone bill as I do on Nutella. FML
Top comments
heythere131630 9
You sir, have lived a good life.
AH1Zviper 15
And then you find out you spend as much money on your cable bill as you do on bacon. Then you're all set.
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Comments (180)
berryblizzard 11
Well I say that's money well spent!
Zedd_fml 8
With bacon shortage looming around the corner, Nutella is the way to go.
flutter4 7
Nutella is good as hell
Spectre529 12
Nutella addictions are on the rise it seems...
ICastillo 25
Ya and so is diabetes...
Kirschgelb 6
you know not every diabetic person has the illness due to wrong eating habits, do you? and diabetes is on the rise concerning both types, which is for a huge part due to diabetics actually surviving and beeing able to live with it nowadays. Of course, the quota was smaller in earlier years, when diabetics died within 3 months from the diagnosis. your comment is not entirely wrong, as nowadays there is a growing number of type2 diabetics as well, which is mainly due to wrong eating habits. but as a type1diabetic I'd just like to ask you to not post such generic comments on diabetes.
ICastillo 25
I have a family history of diabetes so I know the risk factors. It was just a comment, It wasn't meant to hurt anybody's feelings.
lexter24 7
Intervention?........
fernclogger 5
Do you hate it when Hitler steals your nutella?
LennyComa 39
Owing to the fact that Hitler is dead, It's not him stealing your nutella. A far more logical option is you made a humourless joke, an unfunny if you will.
OhLohd111 11
Germans already give themselves enough crap about WWII. Is it really necessary to bring it up every time an OP is from Germany?
gree_fml 11
I'm just upset that he posted a trick question. OF COURSE he would be mad if someone keeps stealing his Nutella, even if it wasn't a nazi leader that's apparently undead
ladydragonstars 23
So which one are you going to cut from your budget when money is tight?
WCARlover 35
You have too expensive of a phone, that's the problem ;p
CuriousAlien 7
Is Nutella really THAT good. I wouldn't know I've never tried it.
ksks1234 33
No, no it is not. All of a sudden, it is "popular", like bacon, so everyone jumps on the bandwagon.
CuriousAlien 7
I'm guessing you're not a Nutella fan.
ManInTheMachine 20
Nutella is like two chocolate bars having hot sex in your mouth. As you can tell, I'm a fan.
Senseless_487 29
Yes, it is that good. Hazelnut and chocolate together is nothing less than divine!
OnlyAvailableID 28
I was a fan of nutella and bacon before nutella and bacon were cool. #FatassHipster
ManInTheMachine 20
**** you and your hashtags, 38. This isn't twitter, it's FML.
unknown_user5566 27
MITM- Nutella has given me many mouthgasms as well.
CuriousAlien 7
Hmm...
_krystallynn_ 11
it's basically a mouth ******:D
Epikouros 32
Nutella is basically chocolate for children, with so much sugar and fat added that you don't taste any of the bitterness that makes chocolate interesting for adults. People who love Nutella shouldn't be on FML, but on MLF (My Life is Fine).
xNephilim 19
26, I grew up eating Nutella. Since I was a kid. So yeah, no bandwagoning here.
Felling 14
I hate that shit. -.-
gc327072 31
Nutella informed me that it doesn't like you either.
doodlecloud 27
It's fine, I don't like it either. I prefer savoury to sweet stuff. *shrugs*
Felling 14
Great, my life's complete.
unknown_user5566 27
Well that doesn't make much cents. I'm tellan you, that's a nutty thing to do!
Nabee143 3
Did you really say that? It's actually "doesn't make much sense" not "cents". Lol
unknown_user5566 27
57- It was part of the pun.
wolfhausen 7
57, it flew over your head.
gc327072 31
"I'm tellan you..." well there's a nu one.
gregkingsley 4
Just get you a nutella daddy. And your addiction can be his wallets problem.
Snazzy_Snaz 17
I can't live without Nutella