Money, Food and Health: Priorities

Priorities

By Nutellalover - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Germany - Hennef

Today, I realized that I spend the same amount of money on my phone bill as I do on Nutella. FML

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heythere131630 9

Friday 19 October 2012 18:56

You sir, have lived a good life.

AH1Zviper 15

Friday 19 October 2012 18:59

And then you find out you spend as much money on your cable bill as you do on bacon. Then you're all set.

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shaka_Z_0929007 10

Saturday 20 October 2012 1:26

You might as well get a psychiatrist

88vivera 9

Saturday 20 October 2012 1:35

Isn't that a good thing?

hjanelle14 2

Saturday 20 October 2012 1:36

you either hardly use your phone or yo eat a lot of Nutella

AwesomelyBored 1

Saturday 20 October 2012 2:18

This should go on MyLifeIsAverage :P

babalooisbabaloo 5

Saturday 20 October 2012 2:31

And soon you'll be paying more for a fitness program if you keep on eating at this rate...

DDbaconcrazy 1

Saturday 20 October 2012 2:55

I can only imagine how fat you are.

HelloChrissy 9

Saturday 20 October 2012 3:14

...because Nutella is the SHIT!

hobojo69 23

Saturday 20 October 2012 3:34

Ah the hipster is strong in this one

rachaelsinclair 0

Saturday 20 October 2012 3:39

You're right, not enough

lunchladyliz 2

Saturday 20 October 2012 4:14

Why is this FML... That's awesome. Either way you swing it.

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