Today, I realized that a Ph.D. in Mechanical Engineering does not offer enough knowledge and experience to accomplish some simple, everyday tasks. I have spent the last 12 years designing large robots to scour the seabed for shipwrecks yet the mechanism used to unhook a bra eludes me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was still easier for me to get an engineering PhD than it is to get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I had to Google how to find the area of a circle. I'm working on my PhD in engineering. FML
Today, I found out that the engineers I work with believe that a woman with an engineering degree working in an engineering company is apparently equivalent to a "secretary for engineers." I am that woman. FML
Today, I just started working in my core job domain, and all the guys working with me are giving up on their their jobs, because there's no future for it. It sucks being a mechanical design engineer in a country full of IT companies who just want us to convert. FML
Today, it appears that I spent three years of my life studying for a degree to find myself driving around looking for potholes. That's literally my job. I didn't even study roading, my civil engineering degree is in designing structures. FML
Today, my boss quit, leaving me as the only structural engineer at my company. I'm fresh out of college and will have to finish the projects on my own. Hope Google can teach me how to do this. FML
Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML
Today, my dad insists he knows best when it comes to DIY, since he is a big mathematics professor, while I am a mere labourer with dozens of City and Guilds qualifications. He owns one hammer, an unopened screwdriver set, and a wood saw with a broken handle, but sure, he knows better than me. FML
Today, just to have a chance of a future career, I had to major in Data Science. Here's to 2.5 more years of soul-crushing tedium and passionless abstraction. If I had the resources to control my own life, I would have been a tradesman so I wouldn't have to sacrifice 4 years of my life on this. FML
Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML
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Tubasaurus 0
Inspiration for a new robot to design maybe?
Alexgoesfml 3
Honestly it sucks for you. You failed your sophmore year.
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Comments (265)
lolololcheese 0
buy some bras and practice!
Simdis 0
I can't decide whether you deserve this or not. Buy a bra, put it on-backwards. Then teach yourself to remove it, eyes closed. Lol no, I changed my mind, you deserve this.
TeeLee 0
That's cute. x) Your life isn't f*cked! Plenty of girls find it cute when guys have troubles with it. :P
greenearth 0
you mean your hands?
frickity 0
You're just now learning that? Oh wait, that was rude. Sorrrrry! But yeah, it get's easier.. and it is pretty cute =] hah
jmeg_fml 0
I think it's cute when guys have a hard time with it. :) Hell, I have a hard time getting my own bra off sometimes. ******* things are confusing.
st87 0
don't worry, virgin boy. It got me too at first. Oh, and I'm a bach in tele-engineering.
gutteda 0
Removing with the teeth is the ultimate turn on. Dude needs some lesbian friends, already. Lesbians are unparalleled in removing bras. It is an art that none of you can even imagine :) They will share their secrets with nerdy boys that they feel pity for tho.
o0Annachan0o 0
Don't worry man, sometimes it takes me forever to unhook my own. And the wording of this FML is PURE WIN.
SansTourniquet 0
Sounds like a true engineer to me. While you went to college, I not only gained my mechanical engineering experience on the job, I mastered the art of bra unfastening. C'mon man, bend & unlatch.