Cooking and Miscellaneous: Pop pop pop

Pop pop pop

By csully - 10/01/2009 06:34 - France

Today, I made some popcorn. Returning to the kitchen a couple of minutes later, I realized I was supposed to put a cover on the saucepan. FML

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By RandomMe - 26/02/2016 08:00 - Cambodia - Sihanouk

Today, I was craving some popcorn, so I went to the supermarket and bought the microwaveable type. When I got home, I remembered I didn't have a microwave. FML

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Kitchen nightmares

By Clumsy - 24/08/2021 11:01 - Brazil - Niterói

Today, I accepted I can't cook at all. Why? I burned myself cooking popcorn in a microwave oven. I accidentally burst the package open and a scorching kernel flew into my bra. FML

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By almost_a_pro - 23/04/2015 13:43 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro

Today, I was home alone and tried to make some popcorn so I could watch a movie. Thirty minutes later, my parents came home and found me talking to the firemen. FML

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By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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By welcometomylife - 23/05/2017 12:00 - Germany - Hanover

Today, after a shitty day, I went to the kitchen to make myself something to eat. When I grabbed the salt container, the bottom lid came off and the salt went everywhere. FML

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Cooked

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 03:00

Today, I tried to make mashed potatoes but then went into another room to wait on them, then forgot about them, ruining my only big pot and a full bag of potatoes. FML

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By BurntBroken - 09/01/2017 13:16

Today, when I realized I'd forgot rice on the stove, I jumped off my chair and pulled off my headphones really fast. Now I've got burnt rice and broken headphones. FML

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By Justaddwater - 09/01/2010 17:45 - France

Today, I spent an hour and a half trying to rid my house of smoke and burnt plastic smell because my little sister didn't know she was supposed to add water in the package of microwaveable mac and cheese. FML

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By Jlipka - 22/05/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML

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Slippery when wet

By anonymous - 03/01/2017 01:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML

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arienh4 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 1:04

Rookie mistake.

SmoothNuts 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 21:10

S'all good.. just get that chin up, open your mouth and catch yourself some corn flakes!

Comments

Nacirema20 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 0:24

wow... lol. YDI.

omgzdude 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 23:30

wow. you're that "microwave only" kinda person.

insanium14 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:45

YDI 110% for leaving the kitchenn in the 1st place

GearHead94 3

Thursday 2 December 2010 4:37

haha buy a chicken or two

shell0908 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 8:45

no shit Sherlock

angiebear1234 3

Monday 20 June 2011 2:56

dumbass .!

BloodyMary666 24

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:44

Seriously??

ckilla421 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 6:14

I got this image of the chick in "Scary Movie" making JiffyPop on the stove. Good times.

gracefuldisaster 1

Monday 14 November 2011 11:21

But scattercorn is the best! If you have pets, it freaks them out lol. This isn't even an FML.

zebrapattern 6

Monday 9 January 2012 8:04

you're also supposed to keep the kernels moving in the oil so they don't burn. guess that's 0 for 2 on following directions.

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