Miscellaneous: Poltergeist

Poltergeist

By Anonymous - 14/10/2012 17:03 - Estonia

Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped over, thinking the place was haunted, and accepting my boyfriend's offers to come over and "comfort" me, I came home from work early. I found my boyfriend in the kitchen, kicking over all the chairs. FML

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You deserved it 8 682

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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You deserved it 2 010

Not a morning person

By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 536

You deserved it 772

By Anonymous - 01/09/2015 04:37 - New Zealand - Albany

Today, I invited an acquaintance over for tea. When he came in, I told him to make himself at home. He took it literally and now half of my pantry is messed up, my boyfriend's chocolate supply is gone, and I'm pretty sure our couch is broken. Thanks. FML

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You deserved it 3 704

By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 596

You deserved it 6 354

By anyoi - 25/04/2012 22:43 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

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You deserved it 3 443

What happened?

By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

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You deserved it 182

By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 219

You deserved it 3 128

Get out, now

By Hélène - 01/05/2021 10:58

Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 112

By kenz - 06/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML

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You deserved it 2 562

Dude, chill out

By U... - 18/08/2023 22:00

Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML

I agree, your life sucks 741

You deserved it 128

flutter4 7

Monday 15 October 2012 3:28

He just wanted extra love from you

lacespace 8

Monday 15 October 2012 3:27

Boo it's a criminal master mind!

Comments

jaytee1994 9

Monday 15 October 2012 5:26

Hey he is a smart cookie! I don't blame him!:)

TcheQ 12

Monday 15 October 2012 5:33

YDI for being gullible and having a poor choice in men.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 15 October 2012 5:33

Clever yet not trustworthy. He's trying to gaslight you for physical affection.

Calingaladha 21

Monday 15 October 2012 6:17

Is your boyfriend named Peeves?

Manicpandalove 4

Monday 15 October 2012 6:35

I think it's cute he just wanted an excuss to spend time with yu c:

chippa 24

Monday 15 October 2012 6:45

What's wrong with calling and asking? He's ******!

Twisted_Angel 17

Monday 15 October 2012 6:42

Well, maybe he doesn't like living alone but doesn't want you to think he's clingy? It's kinda cute, but I'd be pissed off if my boyfriend scared me like that.

nin10doadict 9

Monday 15 October 2012 7:02

That wasn't nice of him, but if I was you I would have thought it was him far before I turned to blaming ghosts.

ccoverup 5

Monday 15 October 2012 7:05

It had never occured to you that he was that one doing it? Even i was able to guess that halfway through reading your post -.-

8IamChris8 4

Monday 15 October 2012 7:45

I don't think OP is to blame for her stupidity. Her BF is. In order for his bright idea to work for weeks, he obviously had to convince her to believe that. Someone was a bit lonely haha