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Pleased to meet you

By homewrecker - 08/11/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML

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beautiful_mayhem 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:19

Damn..... comment and tell us what happened next!

tangerine_12 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:20

Dump his ass. Now. Guys like that are ******* scum.

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rachilio 26

Wednesday 6 July 2011 19:31

holy mother ******* shit!

MsRandomKatie 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 11:40

:O

a_idiot22 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 3:09

:O he's an asshole!

bananaman69 1

Sunday 17 July 2011 22:02

if you drove... how did you fly?

pixelebrate 0

Monday 25 July 2011 13:54

Wow.

musicislife1222 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 7:29

I'm so sorry!

kkandkk 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 9:04

wow that really stinks:(

1smittenkitten4u 2

Wednesday 24 August 2011 10:52

but how was the funeral?

MRVOlivia 22

Sunday 11 September 2011 0:50

what a jackass >:( FYL for sure :(

ZzkekekezZ 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:12

Well that must of been awkward.

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