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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Escalon, United States

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Today, my insane war veteran great-uncle punched me in the throat for not laughing hard enough at his stupid joke. FML

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That was uncalled for. FYL OP

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Yeah that respect and horror shit goes right out the door when they disrespect someone.

Uncle Si Robertson. Not again, John Luke.

"Sir, I salute you, but I must inform you that you have the right to remain silent."

Holy shit. I think the crazy vet part makes me think more than anything else, are you all right? Obviously in pain, but did he do any serious damage? Because, ye gods. **** your life indeed. This is a case where the terrible joke "I'm laughing, I'm laughing, oh god stop hitting me."bits would be a bit too on the nose.

happyfingers 15

Just reading that made my throat hurt... Ow...

YDI for not laughing hard enough.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Then next time laugh!

what was the joke?

That would be awesome pay back then run as fast as you can

This made me think of the movie Identity Theif