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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Escalon

Today, my insane war veteran great-uncle punched me in the throat for not laughing hard enough at his stupid joke. FML
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150493x 29

It doesn't matter who he is. You don't punch people.

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ThaPrelude 11

sometimes it's.acceptable. if you were jumped you wouldn't punch your muggers? or how.about at a bar and someone started a fight with you?

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150493x 29

#25 my comment was made in relation to the FML.

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perdix 29

Sounds like he's on his way to being a novelty comic like Gallagher. Throat punches instead of the Sledge-o-matic. . . it could work, I just wouldn't want to be in the front row.

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FrankHotpants 31

My uncle told me you're never too young to have a Vietnam flashback....whatever that means.

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percabethOTP 6

The fact that he was a war veteran means he must've punched you hard. Ouch.

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jw90 18

Take his can and whack him with it. That is assuming he uses one.

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Damian95 16

They have no right to touch anyone. But, if there's any one I'd be honored to allow to break my jaw, it would be a veteran! In all seriousness they always deserve respect and honor though.

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DedicatedNova 13

Shoulda laughed harder. But seriously, that was stupid of him.

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AholeCop 11

"Knock knock" "Who is there?" "Someone about to get punched in the throat for not laughing." "Someone about t..*pow*

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Dcm210 19

LOL. damn it's not that funny, well I didn't want you to hit me again.

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