Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Escalon, United States
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Today, my insane war veteran great-uncle punched me in the throat for not laughing hard enough at his stupid joke. FML
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isallwaysme 27
Yes you are.
WhiteCrimson 23
That was uncalled for. FYL OP
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150493x 29
It doesn't matter who he is. You don't punch people.
ThaPrelude 11
sometimes it's.acceptable. if you were jumped you wouldn't punch your muggers? or how.about at a bar and someone started a fight with you?
starile 19
No that's when you slice a bitch.
150493x 29
#25 my comment was made in relation to the FML.
perdix 29
Sounds like he's on his way to being a novelty comic like Gallagher. Throat punches instead of the Sledge-o-matic. . . it could work, I just wouldn't want to be in the front row.
FrankHotpants 31
My uncle told me you're never too young to have a Vietnam flashback....whatever that means.
percabethOTP 6
The fact that he was a war veteran means he must've punched you hard. Ouch.
jw90 18
Take his can and whack him with it. That is assuming he uses one.
sdess 3
Change that Great into Late
Damian95 16
They have no right to touch anyone. But, if there's any one I'd be honored to allow to break my jaw, it would be a veteran! In all seriousness they always deserve respect and honor though.
DedicatedNova 13
Shoulda laughed harder. But seriously, that was stupid of him.
AholeCop 11
"Knock knock" "Who is there?" "Someone about to get punched in the throat for not laughing." "Someone about t..*pow*
Dcm210 19
LOL. damn it's not that funny, well I didn't want you to hit me again.