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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Escalon, United States

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Today, my insane war veteran great-uncle punched me in the throat for not laughing hard enough at his stupid joke. FML

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That was uncalled for. FYL OP

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Should've punched him back... Oh wait, it's disrespectful to punch a politician's ex-hitman.

Yeah nice to say crazy war vet and group us all togeather as mindless assholes why dont you go play in traffic or somthing?

JubileeBee 31

Papa Nichols?

Make you think twice about not laughing hard enough at his jokes then, won't it! Lol

Next time he's in the room with you, blast explosion and machine gun sounds through a stereo and make him go into a flashback.

he's a vet..I guess that means he can act like an ass..

Dick move, #61. Op, unless you want your uncle to go all Tango Charlie on your ass, I'd advise against that.

'Merica

I am really sorry your throat nearly collapsed, but I really want to hear the joke.