Today, I realized that my wife is on her 3rd month using an IUD. The side effect is nonstop bleeding. I haven't had sex with her since she got it. I'd say this contraceptive is working perfectly. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have peace of mind that I am not pregnant, thanks to my IUD. It's not because of the effectiveness of the contraceptive, but my inability to touch my boyfriend. I haven't stopped bleeding since my doctor installed it 3 weeks ago. FML
Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I had an IUD put in two years ago that's supposed to prevent pregnancy. To put it in perspective, less than 1% of people using this IUD get pregnant. Lucky me. FML
Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having my period non-stop for six weeks. FML
Today, I’ve had an irregular period my whole life. I was on birth control and took out my IUD in January. I’ve had my period ever since. It’s going on 5 months now. FML
Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant with our third child. This wouldn't be a problem but we only want two kids and I had a vasectomy 6 weeks ago (they take 3 months to be effective). We weren't careful only one time, and since it was difficult to conceive the two we wanted, we didn't think it would be a problem. FML
Today, it’s been four and a half months that my wife is pregnant. It’s been a long and hard process, but we made it. Now she says she hates it, she can’t stop thinking about how her life, body, and identity got ruined, and how she wishes she was dead. I'm a simple man. I was happy. FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
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colderthanyou 15
That side effect is supposed to be temporary. She should be heading back to the doctor if it lasts longer than 3 months
TCRII 30
Throw down a towel and make a crime scene.
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Comments (26)
Yolanda Patrice Evans 17
“My wife has been bleeding for 3 months & I can’t get my sick wet. Fml” dude **** you and if that’s your only concern she’s probably faking the side effects because she doesn’t want to be up under a dick like you 🙃
Inkoseh 33
Please tell me how you fake bleeding for 3 months out your ******. Unless she stocked up well before hallowe'en.
E2dav 5
She meant maybe OPs partner is just telling him she's bleeding for 3 months. I doubt he sees daily proof..
Sarah Jezierny Harmon 5
“Boo boo I can’t have sex” while your wife has been bleeding constantly for three months. **** her life more like 🙄
BlankName1990 2
**** YOUR life huh? you friend are a crap husband.
SquirrelRulingtheWorld 8
Boo, hoo, hoo. News flash: this sucks way, WAY more for her than it does for you.
Charity Taylor 17
Real men sail the red seas and get their red wings.
Laurea Lindroos 8
I hope she dumps your ass. Seriously, she’s constantly bleeding, probably in pain, having a foreign object up her uterus because patriarchy made it so that it’s the woman’s responsibility to use contraception - AND ALL YOU CAN THINK OF IS HOW YOU’RE NOT HAVING SEX???
DanielleinDC 34
She really needs to go back to the gyno. This is not normal.
E2dav 5
IUDs are bloody painful too. She needs to head back to the GP asap, that bleeding isn't normal.