Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Peacemaker
Today, I thought it would be a great idea to tell my coworker to calm down when he appeared to be very uptight. He thought it would be a great idea to punch me right in the face. FML
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yankfan89 27
Looks like both of you need to re-evaluate what a good idea is
ReesesPuffs 0
Yeahh... violence is always the answer.
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ahti546 11
lol
RandomBlackMan 0
lol
xRainbowsbitex 2
ow
ReesesPuffs 0
Yeahh... violence is always the answer.
BellaBelle_fml 23
No, violence is never the answer. It's the question. Yes is the answer.
xSynergY 8
Well OP, now you learned something. Keep more distance next time!
foreverjoseph 5
Heck yeahh!!!
Gringe 1
He was right... Great idea!
icefshng8 9
The best way to start an office place war......!
Eggers 2
YDI for telling people what to do
Jorcar 8
Yeah because one shouldn't try to help their coworkers at work or anything of that nature.
Daralea 21
Though he didn't deserve the punch in the face, telling someone to calm down isn't helping. If the co-worker was enraged or stressed, dealing with issues and asking what you can do is helpful.
JinxosGirl87 0
"You look stressed, what can I do to help?" "Hold still..." *POW!*
Daralea 21
hehe, better than "You look stressed. Hey, do you know what I find helps with that?! Not being stressed."
22cute 17
Exactly! Telling a person to calm down when they're stressed is just stupid and thoughtless. I can understand wanting to punch someone for that.
wegetrz 14
Hate when someone tells me to "calm down" that always pisses me off even more i would've said "you need to relax" they just love that..ydi
JadedJarOfHearts 3
Today, some guy at work told me to 'calm down'. I was very calm, so I punched him in the faces
genitalwartz69 0
Are u gonna take that???
natsaysheyyy 16
Well, OP probably should have just left that guy alone... If he's all pissed off and unpredictable, I would have.
optimusprime0069 8
Maybe you shouldnt be such a bitch to coworkers. :)
deadlyjizzattack 0
Falcon........Puuuuunch!!!!!!
Xmarshall16X 5
No no you made a typo. Here I'll correct it. FALCON PAWWWNNNCH!!!! Its okay I forgive you.
yankfan89 27
Looks like both of you need to re-evaluate what a good idea is