Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Peacemaker
Today, I thought it would be a great idea to tell my coworker to calm down when he appeared to be very uptight. He thought it would be a great idea to punch me right in the face. FML
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yankfan89 27
Looks like both of you need to re-evaluate what a good idea is
ReesesPuffs 0
Yeahh... violence is always the answer.
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Okayitwasme 0
Sue! If he wants to be violent, make him pay! He'll think twice next time.
TalkinSmack 6
Sounds like ur a bit uptight OP. JUST CALM DOWN!
changesinme 0
However your face would be a good idea to de-stress himself, I couldn't see any other option, sometimes gonna take one from your friend
dontpanic_fml 32
Do you have any idea how enraging it is to be told to calm down? How exactly do any of you expect this to help a person? Oh yes...someone who knows nothing about my situation is telling me, for no reason at all, to calm down. I better do that.
iDaniel525 8
NOT IN THE FACE!
WadeWilson_fml 6
When you're pissed off and someone tells you to calm down it only makes you more angry. I know from experience
n_epic_fail 14
No, he was showing his appreciation by trying to kill that fly that happened to land on your face.... By using his fist.
BighornB 0
Get the ass fired
Ikickmidgets 11
bet you wont offer your opinion again when someone is irritated. Good life lesson
structuredchaoz 4
Even tho he is very wrong for hitting you, very wrong. It annoys the piss out of me when people say ''calm down.''