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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

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Today, I thought it would be a great idea to tell my coworker to calm down when he appeared to be very uptight. He thought it would be a great idea to punch me right in the face. FML

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Looks like both of you need to re-evaluate what a good idea is

ReesesPuffs 0

Yeahh... violence is always the answer.

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:I anger issues

"What's up HIS ass today?"

wow someone's angry!

@keevarou your fricken cute! Lol muff said;)

Brandon2916 9

WINNING!!

Hahahahaha I am sooo sorry. xD

U charge him with assault?

Ha ur style is incredible

While telling someone who is agitated to "Calm down" never works, it's an fyl. If he had a more appropriate like just briefly shooting metaphorical daggers from his eyes before continuing to be agitated or briefly snapping "Don't tell me to calm down", it'd be more a ydi.

I hate it when people say calm down when someone is very obviously mad. YDI YDI YDI