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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Peacemaker

Today, I thought it would be a great idea to tell my coworker to calm down when he appeared to be very uptight. He thought it would be a great idea to punch me right in the face. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Looks like both of you need to re-evaluate what a good idea is

ReesesPuffs 0

Yeahh... violence is always the answer.

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so you purposely antagonized him and are now whining that he retaliated? you poor thing.

He was all like SHAZAM!!!!!

wowwwww

Was it a patronising David Cameron 'calm down dear' type of comment? (if you don't know what I mean look up sexism in British parliament, I'm sure it's on Youtube somewhere by now!)

shadowtrooper 0

Hahahahahah

KiddNYC1O 22

Sometimes it's just better to take care of the matter at hand; work.

That's the longest comment for a first comment I've seen on FML yet.

Report that fag! Then catch him in the parking lit and sucker punch him!

I would like to compliment your coworker on their decisive action. You sound like an insincere a-hole to me. It takes quite a conceited person to think all it takes is their magical words to make someone else's problems suddenly cease to exist.