Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Peacemaker
Today, I thought it would be a great idea to tell my coworker to calm down when he appeared to be very uptight. He thought it would be a great idea to punch me right in the face. FML
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yankfan89 27
Looks like both of you need to re-evaluate what a good idea is
ReesesPuffs 0
Yeahh... violence is always the answer.
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optimusprime0069 8
Maybe you shouldnt be such a bitch to coworkers. :)
fallenkr3w 0
Press charges for assault :P
thatonename 7
Or just man up and deal with the situation on your own. Why get the police involved in something that is done and over with? From the sound of it, op kind of approached his co-worker in a dick fashion and learned the consequences. Obviously it wasn't right but I really think the police have better things to do.
kidwiththeface42 7
Sounds like the game "5 Minutes to Kill Yourself"... Did you have to go to an office meeting or something? And in all likelihood the guy that hit you got fired, right?
imcutefml 0
This is wat i thought
dixiefoxx 22
Ouch, that sucks OP :/ but that was totally uncalled for... No matter how much of a bad mood he's in, he shouldn't have punched you
iamabanana13 7
eesh he sounds like a dick! stay clear away from him. i hope he apologised!!
kennyrock86 0
yeah, he need some Yoga classes...
SwedishDerp 3
And I thought it would be a great idea to comment
Jimboom 12
YDI for being an ass. Granted your co-worker was a bigger ass but telling someone who is obviously upset to calm down is just stupid. Distraction and divertion works. But just coming out and telling them to calm down rarely does.
22cute 17
Exactly!!!
DeathBunny218 37
I think the punch was an over reaction but you should have just asked if he was ok. If you have no idea why he is in a mood then you have no place to tell him to calm down.
Monkeysmommy1 0
It was really not your place to tell him to calm down, unless you're his boss, and if you are, fire his ass. Otherwise, mind your own biz, and worry about yourself.