Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I'd fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night with a numb arm. When I tried to reposition it, it flew crazily and slapped my girlfriend in the face. My girlfriend, who was in a string of abusive relationships, and has severe PTSD. FML
Today, when I woke up, I quickly pulled the bed sheet with my right arm to get out of the bed. I failed to notice that a big portion of the sheet was pinned under my body. My arm dislocated and I fainted because of the pain. Great way to start the day. FML
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
Today, I woke up to somebody shaking my shoulder. I had slept over at a friend's house, so I assumed my friend was just fooling around. With my head under the pillow, I swung my hand at his face then gave him the finger. Turns out, my friend left for basketball and I had slept in. It was his mom. FML
Today, I took a nap on my couch. I woke up three hours later to my neighbor knocking on my door, asking if I was OK because looking from the outside in, they thought I was dead. Guess I sleep like I’ve been hit by a truck. FML
Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
Today, I was trying to sleep, when I felt someone rattling my bed from underneath. Petrified from shock, I lied there for what felt like hours, waiting for a murderer to spring out. I must've finally fallen asleep, and when I woke up in the morning, I found out it was a minor earthquake. FML
Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath. I don't have any pets. FML
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Top comments
snafu57 1
you're lucky your arm didn't fall asleep during the day,or else it'd be up all night.
krivedko 0
don't be so boring!! this story is much better than all that whiny shit posted by losers and nerds!
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Comments (103)
uxoriouswidow 0
I'm sorry, but this is just retarded.
Immune2ice 0
lol I love it when this happens to me
apparations 0
I almost broke a finger while my arm was asleep once. And I didn't realize it until the feeling in my hand started to come back! I feel your pain quite literally, but still pretty dumb that you though a random arm was in your bed...
SettoFail 9
I think this is funny. Also, @#5's comment is hilarious.
taoKAKA 0
I hate when I play video games and sit Indian style and my leg goes numb. I can't walk then and it hurts soooo bad! xD
remy_xi 0
I've done something like that before, but it was my hand. I have a phobia of disembodied limbs, however... FYL, love.
titanic12beth 0
I do that all the time !!!!
mn_mpls 0
this is not a XML.
ashlea925 0
Hahahahahaha.!!! that's funny.
MissOriginal 0
Ur life sucks cuz of that......? Dude this is more the MLIA thing