soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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OhWhatIsThisCrap 0
YOUBITCH
xd0rkiee 0
When`s the last time you got laid? I really hope you`re paying for the damages.
bobechi 0
Shit. Quite a rampage. Sounds like you'll have to date people exclusively out of state to avoid having your reputation **** your chances.
big__guy 0
you're scum. that's so low. what a psycho. i hope you pay for it
texmas 0
What the **** is wrong with you, you psychotic ****?
pxs 0
crazy, vengeful bitch. you know how much that's gna cost? it's no wonder if you actually did get stood up.
Yugaboo 0
Why would you even post this? You know everyone is going to side against you! I mean really..... you deserved that. No one just keys someone's car. high school much?
mister_moops 0
what the **** is wrong with you? stupid bitch.
stryker0530 0
Wow ur a freakin retard it's not ok ur a failure go die that's women for u
FrootLoops_ 0
stryker0530, not all women are crazy like that lol