Animals, Dogs and Miscellaneous: Our pride and joy - FML

Our pride and joy

By trgtyo - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our living room wall with a painted one. Of our German Shepherd. FML

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By sarahpft - 13/09/2009 16:44 - United States

Today, my parents told me they wouldn't be able to afford my senior portraits. That was fine with me, until I found some expensive professional photos in the mail. Of our dog. FML

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You deserved it 2 485

By d0pey - 20/02/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML

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You deserved it 3 456

Fixed it

By JLO - 18/08/2011 14:11 - Australia

Today, I noticed that a picture of me on my mum and dad's wall looked different. On closer inspection, I realised they'd recently painted over my teeth with white paint. I asked them why, and they said they looked 'discoloured'. It's my wedding photo. FML

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You deserved it 3 663

The most important member of the family

By puppydrama - 30/01/2013 21:05 - United States

Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML

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By rach - 19/05/2013 22:33 - United States - Roy

Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML

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By lpara89 - 20/06/2017 00:00

Today, my 7-month pitbull chewed up a framed picture of my parents and another framed picture of my other pitbull. Maybe he's mad I don't have any pictures of him framed yet? FML

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You deserved it 954

By xoothc08 - 25/02/2009 22:06 - United States

Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML

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Creepy

By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 20:52 - United Kingdom - Stretham

Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I was perusing my mom's Facebook when I noticed that she has an album of pictures for each member of the family. All except me. Even the dog has his own album. FML

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I want a dog

By Haze - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my parents finally fulfilled my childhood dream and got a puppy, after years of me nagging at them. The only downside is that I no longer live at home and he's not mine. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:54

Well, if you just graduated, sure, that's understandable. But if its been up for a bit, don't be so touchy. They're allowed to change things around. I get the feeling you don't live at home?

pocket_sized 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:54

that's gonna happen to me in about 6 months...except mine mine will be replaced by a chihuahua

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LOVE_BOOBIES 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 10:18

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Luckster 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 10:25

I hate people who put their pets before people. Especially their own flesh and blood!

Good_old_Grim 8

Tuesday 19 May 2009 10:32

Paintings > photographs. I mean they had to put it somewhere and they can always look at a photo of you in a computer these days.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 10:32

Kill the ******* dog your parents need to learn that that much love for an animal is really unhealthy and retarded seriously I'm sick of this shit, You need to get your head examined if you love anything non-human that much

Juggalette_623 9

Tuesday 19 May 2009 10:39

Not only did they take your picture down, they spent some good money having someone paint your dog. My suggestion? Go switch the pictures back. "Surprise mom and dad!"

Equinox987 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 10:49

German shepherds are ******* awesome though. Take defeat gracefully!

TigressUK 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 11:31

#15 - I feel so, so sorry for you, that you will never understand the compassion and love humans can have for other animals. It enriches us. I'm sorry you won't ever feel that for yourself.

Uduwudu 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:02

Dogs! Better than humans sometimes...

slutmuffin 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:16

Well, dogs ARE better than humans. They just are. Your parents rock.

cucuto89 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:18

maybe its because you graduated 6 years ago

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Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

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Today, this guy who I thought was my friend said that my "existence is of minimal consequence," and that I'm "an individual I clearly don't acknowledge." All this after he'd said, "I'm not trying to hurt you." FML

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Today, we were visiting my great-grandma, who has Alzheimer’s. We spent most of the day with her and she didn't know who we all were. Time came for us to leave so when I gave her a hug good-bye, she whispered into my ear, "You're my type." FML

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Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

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