Work: One of those people

One of those people

By Vercsi - 19/02/2015 15:47 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, my attention-seeking, insanely thick co-worker explained that due to her new diet she can't eat bread. She "can eat pizza" though. When we pointed out that they’re pretty much made of the same ingredients, she wouldn’t believe us. I sit right behind this idiot every day. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ice4eva - 21/06/2019 14:05

Today, I was eating pizza and I started bitching about how our campus doesn't have any healthy food choices, and that I was forced to eat this disgusting, greasy pizza. My friend then pointed out that I was standing next to the salad bar. FML

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Power dynamic

By whole wheat or nothing - 30/12/2022 15:00

Today, my girlfriend viciously chewed me out for not taking a sandwich to work to save money. I don't have a problem with packing lunches, but the store-brand white bread she insists on buying is disgusting. She won't listen to me, and refuses to let me buy anything else. FML

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Unusual cruelty

By Angryparent - 06/09/2022 08:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my overweight daughter’s teacher starved her during a pizza party. She made her wait an hour until the entire class got a slice and their seconds. When it was her turn, there was only one tiny slice. According to her, she, “looks like she hasn’t missed a meal, she’ll be alright.” FML

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Channeling Gordon Ramsay

By ThisIsGonnaBeALongFewDays - 13/02/2023 22:00

Today, my cousin came by to visit, and we went out to a pizza restaurant for dinner. She’s a very picky eater, so much so that she takes the cheese off the pizza, despite me politely asking her not to. One of the chefs walks by, sees it, and yells, “What have you done to my beautiful pizza!?” at us. FML

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Life hacks

By just walk away - 07/04/2022 01:00 - United States

Today, I wanted to believe that people couldn't possibly be this stupid, but prior to surgery my brother's wife was put on an all-liquid diet. The idiot didn’t realize that putting cake and ice cream in a blender didn’t make it a fucking clear liquid. She argued, “I’m not eating it, I’m drinking it!” FML

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By Fatlady43 - 19/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML

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Huh?

By Anonymous - 14/07/2009 18:03 - Spain

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. The waiter brought some bread and I started eating it as I waited for him to take my order. When he approached me he looked at me and said, "Don't eat too much bread honey. It'll make you fatter." Not fat, fatter. I never thought of myself as fat. FML

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By a fatty - 15/02/2011 06:25

Today, the lady running the pastry shop asked who I buy the second pastry for every day. I lied and told her that it's for a coworker. I eat them both. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my co-worker offered me sweets, then chocolate and then biscuits. Repeatedly. She knows I'm trying to diet for my wedding. She does this every day. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I had to convince my girlfriend that, no matter how much she makes herself burp, she won't lose any weight. She still doesn't understand why. FML

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khorstmye 15

Thursday 19 February 2015 19:08

But pizza is healthy right?

AhmadTarhini 8

Thursday 19 February 2015 19:11

One just can't simply give up eating pizza tbh

Comments

ThatDamHuntress 20

Friday 20 February 2015 4:25

You said We at least some of your co-workers are sane!

tdawg91 17

Friday 20 February 2015 6:11

#54 don't bother arguing with her

tiggles2000 18

Friday 20 February 2015 6:15

The ingredients are exactly the same for bread and pizza dough. Only the quantities are different

SplineMan 4

Friday 20 February 2015 17:00

Well, yes, your life DOES suck because you work with her, but think about how much HER life sucks if she actually believes this :x

jessdexter 5

Saturday 21 February 2015 3:07

why do you care that's her life

BeanOfFury 5

Saturday 21 February 2015 6:31

Let her believe it then. Lessons learned the hard way stick longer.

Shade1982 20

Thursday 26 February 2015 12:28

Hardly, people tend to find excuses and other things to blame along the way for that.

ally8 21

Sunday 22 February 2015 1:39

Is this a gluten thing? Maybe she's having gluten free pizza?

superbry 5

Sunday 22 February 2015 20:07

time to find a new seat, you don't want the stupid to spread.

millsjoshua949 12

Saturday 19 September 2020 23:56

Not sure why it matters to you what this woman eats.

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