sexualpopcorn
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
San Diego, United States
Old-timey expressions
Today, as I was saying bye to my girlfriend, I said, "See ya later, alligator." She took offense because she thought I was calling her ugly. FML
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DrMario_ 16
Next time go for something like "Goodbye, butterfly" or maybe something less cheesy :P
the_fanciest_man 15
Your girlfriend has probably never heard that phrase before if she took offense from it. Tell her that you weren't trying to call her ugly and a lot of people say that to each other (Y'know because it rhymes).
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CallMeWindSock 24
Women
Steve95401 49
After a while, crocodile.
DaniPandi 22
aww I feel kind of sorry that she immediately takes things negatively. :c I kind of hope it's not from a place of low self-esteem bc that sucks. Is this too sappy for FML?
Wolfparable 22
I agree I always wonder with fmls like this if it stems from a lack of self esteem :/ If that's the case definitely make sure you explain to her you find her pretty and you were just giving a friendly goodbye
grtfuldeadlovr 27
After a while crocodile...
LadyKayDee 23
Your username is very amusing OP.Oh and your gf needs to lighten up. :) Hope she realises soon that it was a joke.:)
flufee2 27
Thats when you call her back, twirl her into your arms, kiss her, and call her beautiful! Sike
LadyKayDee 23
Your username is very amusing OP.Oh and your gf needs to lighten up. :) Hope she realises soon that it was a joke.:)
nhaba1214 19
Lol aw. Just explain it to her maybe she'll understand
buckstop1 37
Is that when you sexually ate the popcorn?
xKai_Axelx 12
YDI for saying something that's 1000 years old.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
You mean just like the language you are speaking right now?