sexualpopcorn
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
San Diego, United States
Old-timey expressions
Today, as I was saying bye to my girlfriend, I said, "See ya later, alligator." She took offense because she thought I was calling her ugly. FML
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DrMario_ 16
Next time go for something like "Goodbye, butterfly" or maybe something less cheesy :P
the_fanciest_man 15
Your girlfriend has probably never heard that phrase before if she took offense from it. Tell her that you weren't trying to call her ugly and a lot of people say that to each other (Y'know because it rhymes).
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Comments (60)
GrinchFu1 27
Whatever you do don't say, "See ya 'round like a donut," or she's gonna think you're callin her fat! Sheesh! Some people are so sensitive!
Lexipants 21
Someone's a little oversensitive.
emmaaadotcom 20
You should have just replied "take the hint, polo mint". Kidding, of course! You would probably then be single. I'm sure she'll understand once you explain. Good luck, OP!
Attacksloth 33
See you in a year, dear. See you at two, boo. See you when it's sunny, honey. See you later maybe, baby. See you when we wake, cupcake. See you next fall, doll. See you at one, honeybun. See you next day, sex-ay.
ZoroMiHawk 25
see you later MAYBE? XD Are you trying to help OP or trying to make him get into another fight with his gf?
MzZombicidal 36
I'm gonna use these.
fuckercakes 21
Am I the only one that noticed "sexualpopcorn"?
lummiiss 3
Well just explain to her is a figure of speech. Hope everything works out
Joshery 14
Someone's insecure
netflixislove 32
I love their username
lazyslumber 18
Get ready to be chewed !
thekirby 7
I'm a while crocodile :)