sexualpopcorn
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
San Diego, United States
Old-timey expressions
Today, as I was saying bye to my girlfriend, I said, "See ya later, alligator." She took offense because she thought I was calling her ugly. FML
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DrMario_ 16
Next time go for something like "Goodbye, butterfly" or maybe something less cheesy :P
the_fanciest_man 15
Your girlfriend has probably never heard that phrase before if she took offense from it. Tell her that you weren't trying to call her ugly and a lot of people say that to each other (Y'know because it rhymes).
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ADBurns 22
Wow... Sensitive so and so isn't she ... Signs of High Maintenance GF me thinks. Start planning your "Exit Strategy"...
TBfml15 9
We really have some stupid people in this world
HighasaCloud 46
These are the beautiful hints in life that let you know someone is not right for you. I wouldn't call this an FYL; be glad you are learning these things
jademitch 20
In a while crocodile! Perhaps tell her what it is, rather than her getting offended from a lack of knowledge
Wolfipoo 31
That sucks OP, hope she didn't hold a grudge.
Wolfipoo 31
Some people just have bad hearing compared to others, she probably won't be hung up about it.
Wolfipoo 31
Either way OP, hope you guys are still together, good luck to you two.
Robin612 22
I see you like popcorn. ;) Its a shame about your gf tbh. Hope she gets it when you explain.
0262944 15
After while crocodile…my grandma would say that to me
mskeptik 12
In Russian speaking countries crocodile is a metaphor for ugly face. Is she Russian?