Oh what a night

By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 09/06/2013 23:33 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 464
You deserved it 9 135

Same thing different taste

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At least you're all alive though, although it sounds like most will wish they weren't in the morning

GemmaStyles 14

Hey on the bright side you won't be the one with the hangover in the morning

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Well whoever puked back there owes you one.

kim_larsa 5

Did you take him to your house and experimented?

I always find that I make a better impression when I'm partying along with them than being the sober dude. But that's just me.

Best way to make a friend is to puke with em. Puke buddies are for life

Make them clean up there mess and take the drunk guy home ( because u can't just leave him stranded)

Isn't it kind of obvious that he couldn't take the guy home BECAUSE he didn't know where he lived? Seriously, it was implied by the way he stressed the point.

At least you got them to their destination safely.

DjMonroe95 11

Sounds like the average intro to work party lol

perdix 29

When you're in a new setting, you have to get as drunk as the typical party-goer, otherwise you are a tee-totaling stick-in-the-mud. Party hearty, dude!

The lingering odour of friendship! Normally, it's flatulence, but puke isn't that far off either.

Well op, at least you know where the drunk guy works. Make sure you go out for lunch with them and be sure to order the fish with the head still on, and don't drive!