Kids: Oh Lawd, he coming - FML

Oh Lawd, he coming

By KidKillah - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Napa

Today, a small kid looked at me, screamed in terror, and hid behind his dad. I was just walking down the same aisle in the store. This is far from the first time it's happened. FML

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You deserved it 3 258

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Top comments

Justy101 23

Saturday 1 September 2012 12:43

Look at the bright side: at least you don't have to bother with costumes for Halloween.

TomPusslicker 21

Saturday 1 September 2012 12:58

The best thing to do is look at the kid, lick your lips and rub your stomach. Of course you should make sure dad doesnt see it, makes for an awkward confrontation usually.

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rightspark 7

Tuesday 4 September 2012 5:42

You must look scary to children. Ask a friend who has a kid about you scaring off children.

haruhiotakufan16 7

Tuesday 4 June 2013 20:27

Dude kids don't lie it sucks but when your mother said you were attractive.. She lied.

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