Intimacy, Awkward and Parents: Oh, hi!

Oh, hi!

By mubaki - 24/07/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 10:00

Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML

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By scarredforlife - 08/08/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML

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By Good morning to you all - 20/06/2018 20:30

Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML

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By disgusteddaughter - 13/06/2011 08:58 - Australia

Today, my mum's boyfriend came back from a job up-state. He is now walking around the house in boxers to "show off his tan". He has a beer gut and a hairy back. FML

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Junk reveal

By Anonymous - 04/03/2023 12:00

Today, when I was visiting my dad in the ICU, the nurse was trying to help him sit upright and his dick and balls plopped out of his hospital gown for everyone to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 22:04 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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By indianaxx - 30/01/2010 17:21 - France

Today, my dad came out of our hotel bathroom with nothing but a wash-cloth over his crotch and said, "Look! This place has cotton loincloths!" in front of my wedding party. FML

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By whatashame - 01/04/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML

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By smf_ds - 31/07/2015 20:48 - Portugal - Rebordosa

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

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Will09 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:13

....giggity

esines 9

Sunday 15 April 2012 17:24

Overreacting? I don't know about you, but I definitely don't want to see my dads droopy ball sac...

Comments

redxapplexoxo 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:21

Old wrinkly ball sack.

_Noon_ 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:22

@ #1: Well I would definitely care if I had to watch my dads knob all the time. Or my moms crotch. Or the 3 little weeners of my brothers.

Skarvig 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:43

Well, how about not directly staring at those things? I mean they have faces you know? And if you just can't stop looking at your father's crotch dressed or undressed, then maybe some help would be good.

mubaki 18

Friday 24 July 2009 23:53

@33-- he happened to be bent over rifling through a box on the floor, which is why I saw his balls first

diet_otaku 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:53

"don't look at his penis don't look at his penis don't look at his penis don't look at his penis AHHHH! ...i looked."

_Noon_ 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:07

Extremely offtopic, but I'd never seen an original poster replying to their own FML. The golden medal is AWESOME.

mubaki 18

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:14

I've seen OPs reply but I've never seen the medal before either. it must be new. I approve ^_^

_Noon_ 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:19

Haha me too. So you're the first one with a golden medal then? NEAT.

kewlcat 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:18

i have! ...i got the gold medal too... *walks away awkwardly..*

RawrrrImADino 0

Monday 12 July 2010 6:09

@39 LK FTW:D

ChrisWasHere 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:22

Still, it is kind of nasty. He should have asked the family if it was okay before he decided to be come a nudist. What if you still lived with your father and he's walking around naked and accidentally you walk into him and his penis touches you? Would that not be awkward? Or would you be okay with that? I'm just saying..

Hockeylover87_71 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:23

haha!! I agree with #7!

plexico 3

Friday 24 July 2009 23:24

Is his ball sack so huge, you can't see the rest of him? Does he wheel it around in a wheelbarrow?

thrawg 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:27

no but when she walked it she probly saw it not stared at it but did c it obviously

sublime93 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 18:31

LMFAO! Wheelbarrow?! Lmfaoooo

ChrisWasHere 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:24

lol

lolololcheese 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:24

Get used to it I guess.

xxlillyxx 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:25

i would think that would be REALLY hard to get used to i mean if it were me id prob die right there..... yes he can be a nudist in his home if he pleases but it doesnt mean that the OP would like to see her dads saggy junk i mean come on who else was wierded out by that???? its not a very natural everyday thing to see ur own fathers saggy junk!!!!!! i mean GROSS deff FYL...

DieterDerBlau 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:15

Actually, it's our LOLsociety that's made nudity into a taboo... WTF, I mean, it's ok that we have to see everyone's PET'S BALLS, ****, etc., but if someone decides to go au natural, it's illegal... or at the LEAST, distasteful. Welcome to HIS HOUSE. Learn to deal with it. Look him in the EYES when you're talking to him. Not the one-eye...