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By Iwtumn - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Austria - Deutschlandsberg

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML

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r_bruce69 19

Friday 1 May 2015 0:24

pray for it to stop

Zelphoric 25

Friday 1 May 2015 0:24

"No! No! God please no! no! no! noooooooooo!" -Michael scott

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dakatabg 31

Friday 1 May 2015 1:16

You just met God

codytallica 38

Friday 1 May 2015 1:18

I'm wondering why he thinks you need Jesus.

vanessa3546 11

Friday 1 May 2015 1:26

Too funny

mine___turtles10 13

Friday 1 May 2015 1:27

He may be joking but you can never be sure

chikinscratch00 8

Friday 1 May 2015 1:31

I'm all for Christ. But thats weird

Loh_Superman 14

Friday 1 May 2015 1:33

He is my hero

dakotaabriannee 14

Friday 1 May 2015 1:33

Maybe it's a sign you need Jesus.

apaul982 14

Friday 1 May 2015 1:41

Have some faith that he'll stop

thefrikinbat 8

Friday 1 May 2015 1:45

he thought y'all needed Jesus

amanda182 19

Friday 1 May 2015 1:46

Block his number..

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