Embarrassing, Porn and Intimacy: Now casting - FML

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By WhyAppleWhy - 01/09/2012 23:14 - United States - Sarasota

Spicy

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ConfusedDad - 29/12/2013 07:01 - United States

Spicy

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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Five knuckle shuffle

By Anonymous - 26/09/2023 06:00

Spicy

Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML

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Caught in the act

By MeAgainDr - 08/08/2023 04:00 - Australia - Perth

Spicy

Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 20:21 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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Surprise !

By Shrekkk - 02/07/2019 06:14

Spicy

Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML

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Caught spunk-handed

By Anonymous - 28/07/2020 23:01

Spicy

Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML

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On a loop

By Anonymous - 28/10/2023 05:00 - United States - St Louis

Spicy

Today, I got home after a long day and decided to unwind a bit. I put some porn on the TV but promptly fell asleep. I woke up three hours later to the same video playing, but realized a had left my blinds open. I broadcasted three hours of Athena Faris having sex to my whole street. FML

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By monty - 09/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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MolesterStallone 13

Sunday 2 September 2012 9:48

Did your family think it was pretty intense too?

Shadow_Blues 10

Sunday 2 September 2012 9:48

Family Movie Night just got a lot more interesting... xD

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Saikon1357 25

Sunday 2 September 2012 17:01

And that's what you get for using a mac.

cnn123 1

Sunday 2 September 2012 17:11

And then what happened?

FMLpunster 7

Sunday 2 September 2012 17:38

Makes u seem like a jerk

NayrGuy 0

Sunday 2 September 2012 17:43

And thats what happens when you buy a mac and have apple software running through your house, windows never fails for ****!

paulw793 2

Sunday 2 September 2012 18:42

Shouldn't have bought a Mac.

HappyBeach 4

Sunday 2 September 2012 19:03

That would be a great prank if intentional.

JamieDolamore 2

Sunday 2 September 2012 19:09

I saw this on /b/ greentext thread, I call fake.

supermann13_fml 11

Sunday 2 September 2012 19:29

Dumb ass.

KaiserSD 8

Sunday 2 September 2012 19:53

Epic. Just epic. Lmfao.

Oceansnipe17 8

Sunday 2 September 2012 19:59

That's what you get for having Apple

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