Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 minutes. I stayed in there even though I'd finished shitting after 5 minutes, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was awkwardly taking a dump at work, when a coworker in another stall started talking shit to me about our boss. I grunted and agreed, hoping he'd shut up and leave me alone. That's when a third guy sarcastically chimed in with insults from a third stall. It was our boss. FML
Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
Today, my boss overheard me in a bathroom stall talking about how much I hate my job and couldn’t stand him. He didn’t say a word, I hadn't even heard him come in, I just noticed him staring silently at me through the crack in the stall, before leaving. FML
Today, at work I was sitting on the toilet and a coworker came in and yelled, “That sounded like a big one!” and wouldn't leave until I left came out of the stall. FML
Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML
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papertigers_fml 0
uh why didn't you get out of the cubicle once you were done? you could have continued the conversation anyway i don't get it
heygirlheyyyyy 0
i have no idea what this says.
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Comments (54)
voodootrucker 0
what the hell are you people eating that so many people were in the crapper at the same time
um_duh 0
I wouldn't even be able to shit knowing my boss was in the bathroom let alone hold a conversation. That's just wrong on so many levels
mylifeisfuckedd 0
I don't think you said 'shit' enough times in that story
HaiHaiHai_fml 0
What?
k3llyb3lly 0
i don't get it.
chick16 0
i think the boss may have been shaving in the toilet. toilet= bathroom. and shaving in front of the mirror or something.
kpearsall 0
Aaaaagh, I hate it when people talk to me in the bathroom. It's one of the rules, don't talk to people in the bathroom! Some people just can't seem to understand that.
xbox_playa 0
thers a little movie about this stuff on newgrounds.com its called the mens room prolouge or something. its hilarious. while there check out the movies too, especially the one called "sold out of the wii" hilarious. and op: lol, and you forgot to say shit 30 more times
PurpleLlamas 0
in Soviet Russia shit takes you!!
ashlucas 0
What??? Does this make any sense....