Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML
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Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML
Today, a group of friends and I went out to a fancy club together. The doorman checked us out and let everyone in. Everyone except me, that is. The doorman's reason: "Her face looks like a baboon's arse." My "friends" all went in anyway, leaving me to walk all the way home. FML
Today, after buying over $300 worth of food and alcohol, I found out all my friends aren't coming to my New Years party but headed to the BIG party at the local club. The one which I sold my ticket to after my friends convinced me to throw a party instead. FML
Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML
Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
Today, I treated my friends to lunch at a posh restaurant because it's my birthday. While we were walking leisurely around the mall afterwards, their boyfriends showed up. I spent the next few hours walking alone behind them while they were walking hand in hand with their boyfriends. FML
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scarlett361 0
i'm sorry, that really sucks. you could do without friends like that..
peaceout314 0
I'm so sorry. Unless you're drastically overweight, that's terrible, and totally not your fault.
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Comments (252)
sammyjo06 14
So because she (maybe) is fat, she deserves to be ditched by all her friends? On her birthday of all days? You guys are all heartless monsters.
dont_judge_me123 7
That is EXTREMELY disrespectful to say to a WOMAN! All these comments calling the OP a fatass are idiots! Girls are people too! We have feelings too! We don't have to live up to men's ideas of how women should look! That man who refused you was a douche! Sorry for the rage...I'm picked on for how I am too and I hate it!
AmusedButton 7
lol quit being fat on your birthday
mwangi101 15
I'm sorry, but this was YOUR birthday night and YOU went home alone and sad? I would have gone out somewhere else met some new friends and posted pics everywhere saying ,"celebrating the b-day with the baes!" that way in the morning when they wake up with their hangovers and their 'apologies' you don't have to accept them so quickly because you have other friends ( happy late b-day!!
cupcakegirl0424 27
(・_・、) Dude real friends would have gone home with you.
The_ghetto_mango 25
Good Lord. Last I checked, weight didn't matter.
yahtzeesouls 12
Gabriel Morton, how could you?!
ubergamer08 8
what the **** is that even legal
Patsy Boren 19
That's messed up
xxWTFxx1981 23
I am not the most attractive myself I use to have to get model friends to help me get in clubs but if I couldn't get in they always went with me somewhere else. Point is a real friend wouldn't leave you at the door know your worth and hang out with people that appreciate you...