Poopoo peepee, Pranks and Kids: Nice try, kiddo

Nice try, kiddo

By AvengedSevenX - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work and went into the bathroom. I saw a poo on the toilet lid, and thinking it was a trick toy that my son had got to trick me, I picked it up. It wasn't a toy. FML

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Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2014 00:43 - United States

Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML

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Natural selection

By Anonymous - 29/11/2024 20:00 - Canada - Minnedosa

Today, while eating dinner, my child picked up a piece of their chicken off the floor and put it in their mouth. It wasn’t until during bath time did I realize it wasn't chicken but poop that fell out of their diaper. FML

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Boston_4_Life 3

Friday 3 February 2012 18:57

Shit happens

hoedang 3

Friday 3 February 2012 18:57

haha if it looks like poo, smells like poo, is warm like poo, it's probably poo

Comments

grapisy 8

Friday 3 February 2012 19:36

Although, yes that does suck.

Enslaved 36

Friday 3 February 2012 20:15

Love the OP's name(: but still thinks he/she is a goofball for not using a tissue to test what they were touching first. And btw, your son is pretty gross for doing that to you. Blah!

Burrito_Time 5

Friday 3 February 2012 20:21

Did you whip a sniff!!!

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 3 February 2012 20:35

This is totally a YDI. There are a hundred ways you could have tested it before you ass-u-me it was a fake poop.

AllSoul 23

Friday 3 February 2012 20:37

Am I the only one wondering why there is poo on the lid? I mean, that's not normal. She thought it was her son playing a trick on her, but it wasn't...