Next time, I'll just ignore you

By stoopidRUnner - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was running by a school and saw that a deer had caught his antlers in the fence. I felt bad for it so I tried to help it free. Finally, he became unstuck. Then he rammed his antlers into my hip. Now I can't run in the marathon I have been training for a year to race in. FML
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PureGold 0

Aww...that's awful. Feel better!! I'm sorry about your marathon :( Never get that close to a wild animal with antlers or horns...a bull almost broke my dad's elbow by just turning it's head xP. Instead it just tore of the sleeve of his favorite leather jacket.

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arms_akimbo 0

No good deeds goes unpunished. I know you just wanted to help, but man? That's a wild animal that has been stuck in a fence for who knows how long. He was vulnerable, and you were way, way too close. You're lucky he only smacked you in the hip, he coulda gored you or stomped your arse into the dirt.

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xlauren 0

did you google all that to sound smart? rofl

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GlennD 0

You're ******* weird. you must know that you should call firemen or your local animal control if you see an animal in stress.

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NumberZine 0

Ok, insanely stupid. You think deer are all like Bambi and her mom? No. Deer can be just as dangerous as bears. I've seen a deer kill a labrador before by gouging it and tramping it to death. I'm seriously facepalming over the city kid who thinks the pissed off deer is gonna turn around and nuzzle his hand. You should be thankful you didn't die. Most angry deer wouldn't stop at just stabbing you once.

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AbyssalSpark 3

Oh you kind soul! Bless your heart for trying to be nice and help nature out. God bless for you trying to take care of His creations. You'll recover and be better off for it in the long run. :)

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MnBran6 0

I guess you could say... * puts on sunglasses * nice guys finish last

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celkey 0

omygod that's terrible :0

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xoxo56836757xoxo 0

lmaoo thats what i think a lot when ppl write like a report!

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happy_animal_lov 0

no one ever told you don't screw with wild animals?

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