Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that birdseed tastes better than her cooking. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mom tried a new recipe for dinner. She proudly served what she called "gourmet vegetable stew." One bite later, I had to fight every urge to not gag. She asked me how it tasted, and with a straight face, I said, "Delicious!" She then asked for my honest opinion, so I told her it was, um, "an acquired taste." She hasn’t spoken to me since. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because, "It's chicken, not salmon." FML
Today, my mother-in-law came over for dinner. She decided to salt the food I was preparing without even tasting it first, then complained at dinner that I'd used too much salt. She then lectured me on the proper seasoning of food for the rest of the evening. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, I tried to make a grilled cheese sandwich for myself, but as soon as I started, my mom rushed into the kitchen and criticized me for making it "wrong". She then made the sandwich for me. It tasted significantly worse than when I make them. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML
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Top comments
desireev 18
Aww.. That's too bad! Normally, Mommas cookin' is always the best!! :)
Wozuh 5
Make your own food then.
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Comments (76)
avpmgrl 4
Wat point exactly were you trying to prove by eating birdseed?
Fantasmical 3
That it tasted better than her cooking.
ChaosAngel17 14
Start cooking yourself? Or you can help your mother with cooking. Or you can sign both of you up for cooking classes! There are other options out there then eating bird seeds
wriptidez 0
make simpler foodss fry up some pork chops
abbybailey204 19
Should've had a V8
Mkbitch 2
Maybe you should get in the kitchen and bond with her while giving her a few tips. She will love it!
brianfantana32 10
F your moms life
Philerup31 12
How was the bird seed?
OfficeNinja 5
I'm sure your mom will be happy to feed you bird seed. It's cheaper than human food and she can spend the savings on something she likes. Or you can eat her cooking. Or you can cook for yourself. Plenty of options there.
krawrz4u 0
Brutally honest
cybermolly10 7
I hope some day you have a kid who's as bratty as you were.